PIPER's PLAYHOUSE
Dearest Decadents, Lovers and Subterranean Bubble Hunters, there is a new alluring Parisian-inspired cabaret club in Melbourne to immerse yourself in. Crown brings us plenty of bubbles in Piper’s Playhouse, a Piper-Heidsieck drenched world of red velvet nestled in the heart of the city where you can be assured of a most excellent night out.
Melbourne has become a bit of a destination for the risqué, with the burlesque, cabaret and circus scene drawing audiences in from far and wide. I was delighted to learn that Crown has leaned right into this space for a limited season, with no cost spared in its evocative style and deluxe lineup of talent.
On entry, it feels as though you’re heading up to an exclusive Crown club – and let’s be honest, you are. You’ll be greeted by various darlings of the night, and find yourself in the intimate back rooms of the club where a tongue-in-cheek peep show will delight you. And because this is such a holy place, you will be expected to confess your sins before you’re admitted to the main ballroom for an even more sinfully good time.
Hosting the evening is Jimi the Kween, who’s fabulous wit is decorated with an even more fabulous getup. We are tantalised by Miss Burlesque Australia herself, Diesel Darling, who manages to be both cheeky, but utterly entrancing. Her fire play and death-defying use of knives is only made more edgy by the crooning of Lenoard Cohen’s death-bed ballad, You Want It Darker, but she is quick to take us to lighter places with a champagne bath with the help of an audience member (will you be lucky enough to be chosen?). If you need your champagne bubbles topped up even more, expect Becky Bubble to showcase her extraordinary skill to manipulate bubbles with such a deft and expert touch.
But the incredible talent is not yet done … expect circus artist Naz Turner to have you gasping in both amazement and horror with his balancing acts on champagne glasses, and the mastery of contortionist Soliana Ersi as her seductive performance defies bodily logic. You will also enjoy the magical work of Sebastian Rideaux AKA Mr Marmalade, even though he is hard to spot! Their acts had us shaking our heads in disbelief and looking on with awe – and no doubt, desire.
What makes Piper’s Playhouse especially good, is that it understands what its audience wants, and how best to give it to them. Expect a thrust stage where the entertainment is intimate and the you are vitally close to the action and even at times drawn in for the decadent offerings. You can expect table service, with a top-shelf selection of beverage and canapés to satiate your appetite as the night goes on. A sexy and fun night is absolutely guaranteed, whether you’re with your paramour or high on bubbles with your hens, Piper’s is the space that hits the spot.
Seeing as Melbourne’s seasons blend together, one can only hope that Piper’s will take note and stay with us for a long time to come.
Get your tickets here.